Getting Fit

So I've started "running", thinking I could enter a 5K this summer, and it would get me fit at the same time. I thought, "runners always talk about how cathartic running is, how it clears their heads and gives them thinking time - I could use some thinking time."

BAH.

The only thing I'm thinking about is how my lungs are burning and my joints are aching, and how I really hope I don't collapse on my neighbor's lawn because that would be embarrassing. Like jiggling my fat around the block and wheezing so loud it echoes isn't.