Read the sign!

No Soliciting means just that! Do not try to sell your stuff here, idiot. Maybe I need a new sign that reads "No Soliciting - if you choose to ring my doorbell anyway, I can choose to be rude." Who thinks that in this day and age door-to-door is an effective means of marketing anyway? Grrr!

Getting Fit

So I've started "running", thinking I could enter a 5K this summer, and it would get me fit at the same time. I thought, "runners always talk about how cathartic running is, how it clears their heads and gives them thinking time - I could use some thinking time."

BAH.

The only thing I'm thinking about is how my lungs are burning and my joints are aching, and how I really hope I don't collapse on my neighbor's lawn because that would be embarrassing. Like jiggling my fat around the block and wheezing so loud it echoes isn't.

Addiction

I wonder if junkies feel sad when they lose their vice. Especially if they really like it. I really like TV, and am sad we canceled the dish. Sort of feeling withdrawal-y. I want my DVR...

Sad

The saddest thing in the world is a baby that could walk yesterday, but can't today. (Think healing thoughts for the sprain.) Darn those tricky stairs!

The second saddest thing (or maybe a little further down the list) is reconstructing your ipod.